Mocktails are really dumb cartoons that I draw on cocktail napkins whenever I'm waiting for someone at a bar.
Or when I'm just alone at a bar and I'm pretending to be waiting for someone.
My 98-year-old grandmother has been a painter her entire life, and as you can see, I've inherited exactly zero percent of her talent.
When I showed these drawings to my grandmother, her response was: "He's trying his best."
Well these Mocktails are for you, Grandma. Whether you like it or not.
Available on t-shirts, or as a set of actual cocktail napkins.